LIFE

Life is nothing when we get everything.
But
"Life is everything when we miss something in life"
Value of people is realized in their absence..

Lips

Nice Thought:
Smile, it's the second
best thing you can do with your lips...

Santa & Banta

Santa: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours.
Due to electric failure.

Banta: I was worse off.
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for five hours.

Why are American names like
Jackson,
Wilson,
Markson,
Robinson,
Kenson,
Anderson,
Davison,
Jemson?
So that mom can remember who is whose son.

Sometimes you have to run away.
Not just to create distances.
But to see who cares enough
to run behind you!

TOM and JERRY

Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
but
they even can’t live without each other!

Group project

Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

A couple had a fight one night

A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

Define, Biology and sociology?

Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

Answer This:

Answer This:
U Drive a Car.
The No of the Car
Tn 59 AB 8463.
It Goes in 30km/hr speed in 3rd Gear.
When a Curve comes the Driver
Change d gear 3 to 1 & now speed 10Km/hr.
But Unlucky, Car Met accident with other Opposite
Vehicle. But the Driver escaped Safely.

NOW TELL WHAT IS THE AGE OF THE DRIVER?

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Answer: Ur Age.. (Read the SMS once More)

interesting confusions:

Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

Songs of the Book

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song…
Guess which song…??
Guess!!
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Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!!

What is FEAR ? ?

What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.

The Law Says

The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”

“EXAM”

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..

Vaaranam Aayiram dialogue by a student.

Vaaranam Aayiram
dialogue by a student..
Hi sir, am Krishan
Naa Idha Soliye Aaganum..
Qsn’Paper Avvlo Kashtam.!
Inga Yevanum Ivvlo Kashtamaa Oru.. Paper Paathurukka maataanga.
I Think Indha Vaatiyum Exam Oothikkichi..
Song : Mundhinam Padicheaney..
Padichadhum Marandheney..
Saladai Kannaaga Ullamum Punn Aanadhey.
_____________________________________

How to catch a squirrel?

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

God Made

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Never ever reject any girl

Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

WHERE DID “LOVE” BORN ?

WHERE DID “LOVE” BORN ?
Guess,
think…



Simple in CHINA !
because it has no warranty & No guarantee.

Tourist guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra FAlls.
These are the world's largest waterfalls &
d sound intensity of d waterfalls is so high dat d
sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't be heard.

Now may I request d ladies to keep quiet so we can hear d Niagra Falls!

New Vodafone-JOKES alert advertisement -
Zoozoo 1 - running inside a room (laughing n running out)
Zoozoo 2 & Zoozoo 1 both running inside the room - (laughing and running out) . .
Whole zoozoo family goes inside the room - (everyone laughing heartily)

Camera slowly moves inside the room -

Vijay is trying to learn Acting for his new movie..

" L I V E T O G E T H E R "

Wat did u read?

Live together
Or
Live to get her.

Just a beautiful way to say life is d way how u look at it..

Interaction in different ages:

LKG:
Girl: pencil tharuviya?
boy: missukita soliduvaen!

4th:
girl: pencil tharuviya?
boy: indha..

12th:
girl: pen koduka mudiyuma
boy: oh my god.. Black vaenuma,blue vaenuma,red vaenuma,green vaenuma?

COLLEGE:
BOY: un pen sariya ezhudhalanu ninaikiraen.. Indha ennoda pen use panniko..!

OFFICE
BOY: pudhusa pen vangunen.. Ezhidhi pathutu kudu!

EPDI IRUNDHAVANA EPPADI AKITANGAYA!..

¤¤BRAIN TWISTER¤¤
what can fill a room but does not occupy no space?
reply must










Answer: Air

¤¤BRAIN TWISTER¤¤
This thing runs but cannot walk,
sometimes sings but never talks has no arms
but has hands and dont have head but have face ?
reply must








Answer: Wall Clock

¤¤BRAIN TWISTER¤¤
what asks no question but demands an answer?










Answer: Telephone

Thomas Alva Edison had 10000 failures before inventing a electric bulb..

Edison called them not as failures but as his 10000 steps to invent the bulb..

Failures are our steps to succeed.. Hope we do that..

Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.

"..*¤Happy Fathers Day¤*.."

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such
A Dumb Duffer Child,, What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father :P ;->

You May Be Out

Of Sight

But You"Re

Always In

My Mind.

Happy Fathers"Day

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!

Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!

Happy Fathers’Day!

It is easier for a father to have children
than, for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u Dad, Happy Father’s Day!

God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

If father is happy then God is happy
and
if father is angry the God also angry
so try to happy your father.

What You Have
Inherited From
Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
<-- Happy Father’s Day -->

I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!

Only 1O% girls play games like tennis , carroms, cricket, etc
because
9O% girls play with boys life....

Joke of the Century: Teacher asked Student,
" If U dial 001 then what will happen...?"
Student: "Police Jeep will come in Reverse Gear..."

Life can give us a number of beautiful persons
but only a true person can give us a beautiful life..!
Know that person and keep hold of them..!

Padikathavana irunda tamanna mari oru ponnu set aagum!

Arrear vecha sameera mari oru ponnu set agum!

Ana Nalla padikuravanuku kadhal konden dhanush kathithan.
Whats u r category...?

Namba Rendu Perla
BRILLIANT Yaru?

Guess...
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Nan GUESS Than
Panna Sonnen

PRESS Panna Sollalai...

Ippa Theyriutha
BRILLIANT Yarunnu?

Great students like us r always like rockets..

Its not that we always aim at the sky..

But

We never start until our tail is on fire...!

Good Morng

Cute Kavithai :
~Azhakai ethir parkkum pengalidam anbai kattathae,
~Unnidam anbu vaikkum pennidam azhakai ethir parkkathae...

Where's ur reply..
Ur opinion abt me.........

=very cute
=super
=geth
=lovely
=Head weight.
=Reserve
=Danger
=Jolly type
=Naughty
=Romantic
=Practical person

If Ur lover invites U 4 her/his marriage
wat would U like 2 gift?
4ward 2 all Ur frnds &
c heart touching ans..
But U SHOULD REPLY ME, IT'S A MUST.

A simple Questin for you..
If
2+3=10 7+2=63 6+5=66 8+4=96 then 9+7=?
Reply if you are really intelligent..!

Today's general knowledge:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
AJAX (Asynchronous JAva-script Xml)

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

3. Who faced the first ball in the first ever one day match?
Geoffrey Boycott

4. From what four word expression does the word goodbye derive?
God be with you

5. Expansion of Star TV as in Star TV Network?
Satellite Television Asia Region

Truth of life!
Wat is STATUS?
"Spending money which we dont have, to buy thing
s which we dont need,
to impress people whom we dont know"

Truth of life!
Wat is STATUS?
"Spending money which we dont have, to buy thing
s which we dont need,
to impress people whom we dont know"

Win as if you were used to it,
Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
To avoid the side effects!

Do what you can,
for who you can,
with what you have,
and where you are.

One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can't,Bcoz,



I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.'

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

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I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

In Summer's Rain

U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out

Dance Around

Sing Songs

Meet Wit Friends

Jump Around

Koi Baat Nahi. . .


Every Frog Feels The Same :-)

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum'on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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when i miss u
i read your sms




when i want to see u
i close my eyes




and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

When u want 2 enjoy life

Think 2day as ur life's 1st day


When you want 2 achieve something in life

Think 2day as your life's Last day



G oo d

/\/\orning

A Master Humourist Is One Who Makes People Laugh At His Own Expences . . .



Try To Become Humourist Of Your Surrounder. . .


G o_o d
Morning [=

For the best mom

who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day

D Child In A Hurry, Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD,If Im Abt 2 Leave Nw Plz Tel Me My Angel's Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel's Name Is Of No Importnce
U'll Smply Call Hr MOTHER

Mothers hold their

children's hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.

A man loves

his sweetheart the most,

his wife the best,

but his mother the longest.

Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother's lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

A mum is a rose whose petals are soft,
A mum is a lily whose stem is tall & strong,
A mum is a person who is never wrong,
and A mum is a person u should love forever....
so trust her, believe her & never doubt her.

Relationship requires little efforts………..
Even when friends are busy with their
own lives, a simple sms reminds each
other that…….

“U r not forgotten”

Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style.
Tail follows!!
Live life with your own rules….

One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”

Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,

So start ur day with a SMILE

Have a nice day!
Good Morning...!

An excellent saying
“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”

Where should I go when the only person who has the ability to wipe

MY tears is exactly the one makin ME cry..?

"Success always kisses u in private...!"
But.,
"Failure always slaps u in the public...!"Thats life...!

Not each & every feeling in life can b put properly in words.
Some joys r better expressed in silence like a smile holds more meaning than laughter.

Sweetest part in life is to carry all the memories in life.
But toughest part is to say gud bye to person who is behind those memories...

4 rules to Have a Happy life

4 rules to Have a Happy life
"Who help you,dont forget them"
"Who loves you,dont hate thm"
"Who believe you,dont cheat them"
"who cares you,dont neglect them"

Man 1-Ethuku railway stationla ellorum kaila glass-oda Q-la nikiranga?
Man 2-ipathan mike-la sonnanga, innum satru nerathil "SARAKKU RAIL" Varumnu

3 Tips for correcting a figure..







1.Eraser.,
2.Whitner.,
3.Ink Remover..
Figure'na "Diagram" pa.

Nammai Athigamaga

sirikka vaipathum,

Athigamaga Azhavaipathum, ''naam

Athigamaga nesikkum oruvar mattum thaan''.

Goog Morning

Every morning u have two choices!
Continue your sleep with Dreaming.
Or

Wake up and Chase your Dreams

Choice is yours!
Good Morning

Good Morning

The breeze has awakened the earth,
The sun gave brightness to the earth,
Birds gave melodious music to the earth,
Then its the time to wish my
sweet friend
Good Morning

If the whole world against and opposite to u.

What 'll you do?

Simple!

Just turn your direction,

You 'll be the Leader of the whole World...

When words are not enough to express your feelings

Don't think YOU are in LOVE...

You just need to attend..

SPOKEN ENGLISH COURSE..

¤ Most Award Winng Dialogs ¤..
¤ Do or Die ¤

-Gandhiji.
¤ Unal mudiyum thambi ¤

-Barathi.
¤ Varadha padipa va vanayepdi varum! ¤

-Dhanush.~

Take this stress test..By answering these 2 q's..
1. Which mouse has two legs?
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Mickey mouse!

2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u answered Donald Duck
-U r under stress!
BeCauseAll ducks have 2 legs!

Santa: Chand pa jaana asaan hai ya suraj par?
Banta: Suraj par.Santa: Woh kyon?
Banta: Suraj subah me dikhta hai aur Chand sirf raat me dikhta hai jab aur kuch dikhaai nahi deta!

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne maara.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara maara!

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aya hoga...

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?

Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

W1y w2y w1y w5yW5y w1y w2y w1y
Puriyalaya?Thalakeela paarunga.











Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Nera paathaale puriyala ,

idhula thalakila vera...

Haiyo... haiyo

Sweet guys talk frm "AIRCEL"
Lovrs talk frm "HUTCH"
Kanjus talk frm"BSNL"
Beauties talk frm"AIRTEL"
But
"Briliants"
nvr talk..
They send only SMS

Voda(F)one
ai(R)tel
virg(I)n
id(E)a
bs(N)l
in(D)icom
See how crazy..
Even networks cant stay
without a FRIEND like us..

God picked up a flower,dipped it in dew...n
lovingly touched it which turned into you..
He gifted it to me n said,this friend is only for you..

'Kettavangaluku Aandavan Neraya Koduppan' (clearing all d papers)
'Aana Kai Vittuduvan' (no job).
'Nallavangala Aandavan Sodhippan' (Arrear).'
Aana Kai Vida Mattan' (getting the job)
By,
-Yevlo arrear vachalum asarama clear pannuvor sangam.

Boy monkey:Amma enaku eppa kalyanam pani vaipinga?
Mom monkey:Silent aa iru pönnu msg padichitu iruku
ava siricha kalyanathuku samadham nu artham.

Postman Brings "Post"
MilKman Brings "MilK"
Paperman Brings "Paper"
Then Why Does Fireman Bring "Water"..?
Idha Sonna MoKKa Poderenu Solraanga...

The worst pain in life

"The worst pain in life is

when someone you know

turns into

someone you knew.."

-Rare understandings...

EXPRES UR TRUE FEELING 4 ME:

EXPRES UR TRUE FEELING 4 ME:
NO REPLY = Hate
# = Good Frnd
% = Best frnd
& = Like
? = Attraction
! = Luv
¤ = want U 4 ever
Reply must.

A Wellwisher is never measured by the number of times he made you laugh...
But By the number of times he made u smile after you cried.

God N Devil...

GOD : I cant be evrywereso i created MOTHER!
DEVIL : I too can't be evrywreso i created GIRLS!
GOD: Ha ha ha, thats why i hav created BOYS to change them 2 MOTHER's

Fantastic Quote About Life:-

Fantastic Quote About Life:-
Everything is
"Prewritten"
& Nothing can be
"Re-Written!"
So Live the Best & Leave the Rest...

Love..

If someone can write ur name on sun by ice...
He will be the only one who could LOVE you more than me...

I'm in U..
Sender:GOD+911111111111
I MISS U.

Sender:YEMAN+916666666666
I'LL Cheat U...

Sender:LOVER+919999999999

I'LL BE ALWAYS WITH U...:-)

Dont hear anyone's advice,
becoz
no one is so experience than u about ur life,
u r the only one going to live ur life,
so think urself & do urself..

SOFT LINES BUT TRUE:

SOFT LINES BUT TRUE:

Hard word's can't touch any soft heartBut soft word's can touch any hard heart. So speak in a soft way wit a cute smile..

Height of English misuse:

Diagram in book was not clear. So,madam draws diagram on blackboard & announces. "Don't look at Book Figure,Look at my Figure".

An impressing thought:

An impressing thought:
If the looser keeps his smile, then the winner may lose the thrill of victory...Jus think over there lines

:"WIFE WANTED"

One man wanted to get married.

He gave an advertisement in a news paper:"WIFE WANTED"Next day, he received so manyLetters :
PLZ TAKE MYWIFE..

There is only one difference between
DREAM and AIM..,"
Dream requires sleep to see...
" Whereas "
Aim requires sleepless effort to see

Its very easy to recollect

the past precious moments with our lovable one's..

But its not easy to forget the lovable one who made the moment precious.

Talents
Will Take You to High Position...!
But Good Character Only
Helps You to Maintain High Position...!

Never feel lonely..
Because for every milli seconds....
somewhere..
Someone thinks about u...
Now & forever i think of u.

Think twice, act wise.

Fact of life..

Whom u don't want today,

u wil need them tomorrow..

Whom u reject today,

wil never again accept u tomorrow..

Think twice, act wise...

"LOVE" is'INJURIOUS' to"HEALTH"!..

L - O - V - E
L- Lake of "BEER"
O- Ocean of "WINE"
V- Valley of "RUM"
E- End of "STOCK"!(BAR Closed)
So"LOVE" is'INJURIOUS' to"HEALTH"!..

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU my Princess
with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

O my dear Valentine

Whats life ?

Life is love.

Whats love ?

Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?

Come here and I show you.

Most successfulHappy married life isDefined as.....




“Yet to be seen”

Dress code for Feb-14:

Green-Leave me Alone

Orange-Going 2 Propose

Pink-Accepted Proposal

Black-Rejected Proposal

White-Already Booked

Why love marriage is better than arranged marriage..?
bcoz'
A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN DEVIL'
ayyo naan sollala,
'SHAKESPEARE' dhaan sonnar..

Mourn of a professr:I don mind when students look at deir watchs during lecturs.Bt I gt angry,when dey remove deir watch & shake it 2c if its workng or not.

Spell ur name & look aftr de Meanin of each Letter in ur

NAME

A: gifted

B: loved by all

C: innocent

D: talented

E: good but hurts

F: feel for others

G: logical thinking

H: calm

I: respected

J: enjoy life

K: cheat easily

L: arrogant

M: great person

N: proud

O: sportive

P: smiling

Q: cool

R: unpredictable

S: intelligent

T: genuine

U: practical

V: angry

W: take it easy

X: caring

Y: smiling

Z:jovial.

Ur complete personality is found.

Whenever i sit alone i just look at my hands & see the criss cross lines & wonder which special line made me so lucky to get a friend like u.

The most preferable punishment :- "Being silent isa very powerful Tool for making others feel fortheir mistakes.It speaks many languages''

To love without condition,

To talk without intention,

To give without reason,

to care without expectation,

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.

is the heart of true relation

What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry,they won't hear you anymore

Thiruvalluvar Natpu ennum adhikarathil solla marandha kural.
"sarakku adikka side-dish illadha podhu,Murukku vanga 3 roobai kodukkumam NATPU".

It takes 3 seconds to say I Love You, Three hours to explain it, And a whole life time to prove it.

Boy Proposed Girl, She Rejected..He Was Not Sad..!!Friend Asked: Dont U Have Feelings??Boy: Why Should I Feel..??I Lost 1 Who Never Loved Me..She Lost 1 Who Loved Her The Most..

Choose 1 number & u will come to know what your lover wants from u.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13.
its really numerology...
Its true.
Reply me..
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1-ur heart.
2-ur face.
3.lips.
4.romance.
5.care.
6.true love.
7.happiness.
8.kiss.
9.affection.
10.nothing.
11.kids.
12.sex.
13.respect.

"To be Born with a personality is a gift from our parents,But to LIVE as a Personality would be our own achievement & our gift to Parents."

THE BEST QUOTE:- "EVERYONE HAS A 'BEST FRND' DURING EACH STAGE OF LYF- ONLY LUCKY ONES HVE THE SAME FRND IN ALL STAGES OF LYF":) Gud mornin

Be like a baby..
Because the baby
does not know
about past as well
as it doesn't care
about future also.
But it enjoys
every seconds..

EXam Patrn by yrs:

EXam Patrn by yrs:

1)In 1995: Ans ALL Ques.

2)In 2000: Write ANY 5 Ques.

3)2008: write either a or b.

4)2015: Read ONLY Ques!

5)2020:Thnx 4 Coming to Exam.

Life is not a rehearsal...Each new day is a new show...No repeats, no rewinds...So, give your best shot!!

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

joke

Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?

David:You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Joke

Waiter: “Would you like your coffee black?”Customer: “What other colors do you have?”

MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andrew says I’m ugly. What do u think,

Peter?PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Joke:

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like dis forever. BOY: Don’t u ever want to improve?

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?

Height of tragedy! When u feel missing someone though d person whom u feel 2 miss s with u! Just stay cool n enjoy ur sleep with ur dreamz!

Morning is silent,morning is calm,morning is beautifil,but morning is not completewithout wishing u good and wonderful day.

What u think

14,24,34,44,54,64,74,84,94 select any number. I Will tell on which matter u ll think more...its true send any number...

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14.Personality. 24.Success. 34.future 44.Love. 54.Education. 64.Earn money. 74.Mother,Father. 84.Marriage. 94.Friendship.

Good Ni8 SMS

A special DINNER 4 u,In de hotel of my Heart,A boul of love,A spoon of care,In the pot of Happiness,Dish is friendship,Pay ur luv for bill.... Gd Night frnd...

Costly lines in my concern:

Costly lines in my concern:
"It's better to lose your Ego to the One you Love, than to lose the One you Love because of Ego".!

Valentines day quotes

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare

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I've fallen in love many times... always with you.

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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. ~George Herbert

Valentines day quotes

For you see, each day I love you moreToday more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.~Rosemonde Gerard

Valentines day quotes

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

Valentines day quotes

When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Valentines day quotes

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

~Thomas Hood

valentines day sms jokes:

valentines day sms jokes:
I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES ! Happy valentines day

Belated Valentines day sms

I wish the guy I am crushing on is crushing on me too! I wish him to make the first move. I wish all to have their wishes come true. Happy Valentines Day!

Ur precious love hasturned my life completely around,I feel lik Im wlaking butmy feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!! HappyValentine’s Day!

TEST FOR U: If flower means fragrance, music means soul, rainbow means color, moon means romance, love means life wat does www.weirdsms.blogspot.com mean to U?

Bed Time story A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 god requesting Rs.50When the postal authorities received the letter addressed 2 God, India, they decided 2 fwd i 2 the President of India as a joke.The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary 2 send the little boy Rs.20The President thought Rs.50 would be a lot of money 2 a little boy, & he did not want 2 spoil the kid so he sends Rs.20The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 god, which read:"Dear God: Thank u very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that u have sent it through The Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, & those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax...." good night ....

While u were learning to speak, mom understood everything u tried to say.Today we say a lot and claim "mom u dont undrstand"How life changes..

Man : Enna book padikire?Sardar : Blood pathi padikiren.. Man : Why? Sardar : DoctorSollitaar, nalaikku enakku blood testam..

REVET:
3 students.didnt prepare 4 a test. They made a plan. They went 2 d DEAN next morng n said "sir v had gone 4 a wedding n our car tyre bursted. So we had 2 push al the way couldnt study. "the DEAN agrees n gives them 3 days time.

After 3 days all three were seated in "different rooms"
The paper consisted of just 1 question

WHICH TYRE BURSTED.?.
1.Front right
2.Front left
3.Back right
4.Back left
Tis phenomenon s called Revet.

Life is short.. So.,
Break ur silly ego,
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly &
Never avoid anything that makes u smile..!

A High Profile Proverb -
"A LIE can travel halfway around the World while, the TRUTH is still putting on its shoes."

Some people think
that 'Black' colour
as sentimentaly Bad
But they forget 2
know that,
"Every Black Board makes the
Students Bright".
-Dr.abdulKalam.

If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,And if there are no girls, he say “there is no class today”.

If a girl meets with an accident, then it’s the mistake of others.And if a boy meets with an accident, “I think you should learn to drive”.

If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.But if a boy is dressed as a girl, “Has he escaped from the Zoo?”

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I. Good morning!

NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY....

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TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE....

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NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE....

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HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS. BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!....

Reply must....
If u got a chance to praise me what and all words would u use to praise to praise me... Send this to ur friends and get exciting replies....

Send this to all & see what number they put for u!
1-U r nothing to me.
2-U r a cute cute friend.
3-U r my frnd but i wish v were more close.
4-I like u very much.
5-I wana b ur close frnd.
6-I care 4 u.
7-I would luv 2 b ur fan.
8-I love u.
9-I want 2 be in ur life forever.
10- i am your enemy.
Reply me.

Freedom in the mind,
Faith in the words,
Pride in our souls,
Lets salute our Nation on Republic Day!
Vande Mataram
Forward this to all INDIANS

D pain of avoidance s only felt whn u r avoided by sum1 whm u lik most. Unless & until u cant evn think of it.

Funny but real: Love is so beautiful, wonderful and amazing.
It is best thing in the world until it happens to ur daughter.
-Shakespere

"A single lovable smile is a proper key for many solutions and many confusions!"
"So express your cute smile every moment"

Mørñiñg Bréezè,

Mørñiñg Chillñéss,

Rìsìñg Suñ,

Hùmmìñg Bìrds

Méltiñg Déw

Aløñg Wìth This Ä "little Hèärt"

Wishiñg U Ä Vèry GLÖRIØUS morning

An English wonder:
These words have 1 thing in common...

Banana,
Dresser,
Grammar,
Potato,
Revive &
Uneven.



Can you figure it out.....?????



Ans:
In all the words listed, if the
1st letter is placed at the
end of the word and read backwards it spells out the SAME.....!!!!!

After Examination:

1st Benchrs:
Hey d Paper was Tough But Ill Get 90 Da.

2nd Benchrs:
Machi one 8 Mark out Da.

3rd Benchrs:
Machi clear aagum.

4th benchers:
clear ana agum.

Last Bench singa Kuttigal:
Mapla supervisor sema figure Da..:;-)

I ____ You .
and y?

Options:
love,
like,
miss,
hate,
want,
need,
kick,
kill

Send this to ur frns and see how many . u get.. First reply me....

Make A Friend.. Its A "Gift" ! Have A Friend.. Its A "Grace" ! Keep A Friend..Its "Virtue" ! But Be A Good Friend Its An "Honour"

"Everyone will not get everything.. This is the way of life.. Dont try to get which is not yours. But Dont dare to loose which is yours". Good mrng:)

"Everyone will not get everything.. This is the way of life.. Dont try to get which is not yours. But Dont dare to loose which is yours".

Girls Favourite Three Are :
1) Pepsi,
2) Pizza
3) "boys"

Pepsi To Drink..,

Pizza To Eat..,

And

"boys" to
Pay The Bill

A man's silence can break a woman's heart into a thousand pieces while a woman's silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace.

"Words n
Hearts Shud
be Handled
with Care...
Because Words
When Spoken,
And Hearts
Wen Broken
Are the Hardest
Things to Repair....:-)

Walk With Me When Ur
Heart Needs Company
Talk To Me
When U
Feel
Alone
Trust Me
When
Your Heart
Beats More
Think Of Me Whenever
U Need
A True friend........

Whose no. is dis
9876543210. pls Reply
















C how many ppl reply.
Dis is descending order of 0123456789
Dats y v say study properly in LKG.
Ha ha:-)

R O A D na signala pakkanum..
T H E A T R E na cinema pakkanum..
L O V E na manasa pakkanum...
C E L L na singathoda sms pakkanum.

wiskey

Brandy

Rum

Gin

Beer

Vodka

Scotch

Shampain

Wine

Advance
"KUDI"yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal.

IN EVERYONE's LIFE
3 'T' to Control:
- Tongue
- Temper
- Temptation
3 'H' to Have:
- Honesty
- Hard Work
- Health
3 'B' to Watch:
- Beauty
- Behaviour
- Bravery
3 'A' to Avoid:
- Anger
- Arrogance
- Addiction
Follow this & u will watch your life blossoming..

Beautiful thought:
''Dont get fear for facing failure in the 1st attempt.Because, even the successful Mathematics starts with ZERO!"

Beautiful line: Unless u spk from ur heart,
U can't touch anyone's heart...

PAINS:-
P_ositive
A_pproach
I_n
N_egative
S_ituation.
With these PAINS one can surely win and get gain in life

In Maths
LUV=143

in Botny
LUV=ROSE

in Celender
LUV=14Feb

in ANETOMY
LUV=HEART

in AARCHIOLOGY
LUV=TAJMAHAL

in Friendship
LUV=U

I am coming to ur house now.












in the way of moon light.
in the way of sweet breeze.
in the way of sweet dreams.
Just to say..
good nite...

Good MorningMay ur salty days be peppered with spicy luv.May u bask in lemon sunshine,play on strawberry fields,under a vanilla sky, have a Yummy day!

Affection is a medicine for any kind of wound.But there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by affection! ....

Once you miss,
you cannot join,
That is love..

Once you join,
you cannot miss,
That is friendship.
Keep in touch as a
Nice Friend...

If care is a wave i give u sea. If respect is a leaf i give u tree. If trust is a planet i giv u a galaxy, if friendship is life i giv u myself...

Define 'seminar'. seminar is defined as a process in which one person spoils his sleep for many days in an effort to make others fall sleep..

A short poem on Exam.
Semesters are here,
At the paper i stare,
The answers are no where,
Which makes me pull my hair,
The teachers glare,
The grades are below fair,
But just like the past 17years,
I DONT CARE... ;-)

Love is not only made for lovers, it also made for true friends, a true friend is one step bigger than a lover send this msg only to ur true friends...

DHONI'S WORDS: "A Leader is not a person who can perform better than his people, but someone who can inspire his men to perform better than himself."

Hi choose any no from 1 to 7 i wil tel u wat u get in this valenties day ........ U hav exiting ans waiting ...... Reply me:-



1-new love,2-hugs,3-a red rose,4-chocolate,5-a slap on face,6- kiss,7-proposal... Enjoy...

''Every Day, When You Dont Come Across Any Problems-You Can Be Sure That You Are Travelling In The Wrong Path''...
-FIDAL CASTRO

Fresh flowers disturb ur sleep,Hot coffee folds ur bed sheet,Sun rise,chill air,my kutti sms all r waiting near u to wishGood morning!!HAVE A wonderful day:)

Nature has given you a cute face. But you have to provide the expression.Be careful.! Your Each Expression will leave an impression in others heart.

So true-:Wats similar between students preparing for exams and Aamir in movie Ghajini... Both cant remember anything after fifteen minutes..

During Marriage why is the Man made to sit on the Horse or in the Car? " " Ans: " " God gives him a Last Chance to Escape!

Don't spoil life in love...!
But don't miss love in life...!

I like the people like u who like others like me and make the others like me to like u...
Read it again.. There is a wonderful meaning!....

'HALT' Method for Successful LIFE: Never Take Your Decisions When You are...
H UNGRY,A NGRY,L ONELY &T IRED.
"HALT & you willNever be FAULT........"

Tamil SMS

Gud frnd s one who tells u 2 study wellbut best frnd is one who stands outside d exam hall n says
How Much Wil U Writeda Come Fast."UN AALU kILAMBITTA DA.."

Nice thought :Problems arise bcoz we talk. Problems are not solved bcoz we don't talk...... So good or bad, talk to your affectionate ones freely.

Two foxes went 2 the jungle in different direction.So how do u find them??
Simple!!
Bi-nary search!!naangalam data structure padichavanga...

Who is a Lecturer? A person who has a bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping...

A prof to student: Wat is 'attention deficit hyperactive disorder'?
Stud:jimbalakadi bamba...
prof:I dont understand anything!
Stud: same case here...

Love: Never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for few minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt......Save in ur heart

Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paperAfter 2 seconds,Boys: Finished MadamAfter 10 minutes,Girls: Extra Sheet Please.

"Affection is a medicine for any kind of wound,But,
There is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by affection"

"Affection is a medicine for any kind of wound,But,
There is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by affection"

All the waters in the ocean could never sink a ship unless it gets inside. All the pressures of life can never hurt you unless youlet it in...!!

A Simpl bye mak us cry, simpl jok mak us laugh, smpl care mak us fal in luv, simpl touch mak us feel beter, hop my smpl sms maks u think of me..... :-)

The heart touching Words ofCharlie Charplin: - Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles. - I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears. - The most wasted day in life is, the day in which we have not laughed....

Friendship is not an exam that u pass or fail., It's not a competition that u win or loss., It's a feeling in which u take care of some one more than u...

Why do Girls look Beautiful?Is it real or due to makeup?
All r false...
Girls look Beautiful because...
Boys have good imaginations...!

Thought For the Day:-Never make the same mistake twice..Bcoz, There r so Many New Mistakes to do..Lets do new ones..!

Hus:kulanththai azhuthukittu iruku. Nee atha kavanikkama siriyal parthukittuiruka...wife:summa irunka... athuum siriyal parthuthan azhuthu!!

Funny Law:

My 1st law:- every book continues to be in a state of rest or covered with dust, untill & unless external or internal exams appear..... :)

Nice thought :

Nice thought :
When someone tries to impress you it means he or she is already impressed by you..!

Girls

Worst enemy to a Girl will be a Girl...
And the Best friend to a Boy will also be a Girl...
Great contrasts !

Thought

Pretty true: Keep correcting your little mistakes, because nobody slips down by hills, just by little stones...

Tamil SMS

Ennathan bramacharia irunthalum exam halluku pen illama pogamudiyathu.!
byExam hall la penna thodama yosipor sangam...