If the whole world against and opposite to u.

What 'll you do?

Simple!

Just turn your direction,

You 'll be the Leader of the whole World...

When words are not enough to express your feelings

Don't think YOU are in LOVE...

You just need to attend..

SPOKEN ENGLISH COURSE..

¤ Most Award Winng Dialogs ¤..
¤ Do or Die ¤

-Gandhiji.
¤ Unal mudiyum thambi ¤

-Barathi.
¤ Varadha padipa va vanayepdi varum! ¤

-Dhanush.~

Take this stress test..By answering these 2 q's..
1. Which mouse has two legs?
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Mickey mouse!

2. Which duck has 2 legs?
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If u answered Donald Duck
-U r under stress!
BeCauseAll ducks have 2 legs!

Santa: Chand pa jaana asaan hai ya suraj par?
Banta: Suraj par.Santa: Woh kyon?
Banta: Suraj subah me dikhta hai aur Chand sirf raat me dikhta hai jab aur kuch dikhaai nahi deta!

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne maara.

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara maara!

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aya hoga...

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?

Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

W1y w2y w1y w5yW5y w1y w2y w1y
Puriyalaya?Thalakeela paarunga.











Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Nera paathaale puriyala ,

idhula thalakila vera...

Haiyo... haiyo

Sweet guys talk frm "AIRCEL"
Lovrs talk frm "HUTCH"
Kanjus talk frm"BSNL"
Beauties talk frm"AIRTEL"
But
"Briliants"
nvr talk..
They send only SMS

Voda(F)one
ai(R)tel
virg(I)n
id(E)a
bs(N)l
in(D)icom
See how crazy..
Even networks cant stay
without a FRIEND like us..

God picked up a flower,dipped it in dew...n
lovingly touched it which turned into you..
He gifted it to me n said,this friend is only for you..

'Kettavangaluku Aandavan Neraya Koduppan' (clearing all d papers)
'Aana Kai Vittuduvan' (no job).
'Nallavangala Aandavan Sodhippan' (Arrear).'
Aana Kai Vida Mattan' (getting the job)
By,
-Yevlo arrear vachalum asarama clear pannuvor sangam.

Boy monkey:Amma enaku eppa kalyanam pani vaipinga?
Mom monkey:Silent aa iru pönnu msg padichitu iruku
ava siricha kalyanathuku samadham nu artham.

Postman Brings "Post"
MilKman Brings "MilK"
Paperman Brings "Paper"
Then Why Does Fireman Bring "Water"..?
Idha Sonna MoKKa Poderenu Solraanga...

The worst pain in life

"The worst pain in life is

when someone you know

turns into

someone you knew.."

-Rare understandings...

EXPRES UR TRUE FEELING 4 ME:

EXPRES UR TRUE FEELING 4 ME:
NO REPLY = Hate
# = Good Frnd
% = Best frnd
& = Like
? = Attraction
! = Luv
¤ = want U 4 ever
Reply must.

A Wellwisher is never measured by the number of times he made you laugh...
But By the number of times he made u smile after you cried.

God N Devil...

GOD : I cant be evrywereso i created MOTHER!
DEVIL : I too can't be evrywreso i created GIRLS!
GOD: Ha ha ha, thats why i hav created BOYS to change them 2 MOTHER's

Fantastic Quote About Life:-

Fantastic Quote About Life:-
Everything is
"Prewritten"
& Nothing can be
"Re-Written!"
So Live the Best & Leave the Rest...

Love..

If someone can write ur name on sun by ice...
He will be the only one who could LOVE you more than me...

I'm in U..
Sender:GOD+911111111111
I MISS U.

Sender:YEMAN+916666666666
I'LL Cheat U...

Sender:LOVER+919999999999

I'LL BE ALWAYS WITH U...:-)

Dont hear anyone's advice,
becoz
no one is so experience than u about ur life,
u r the only one going to live ur life,
so think urself & do urself..

SOFT LINES BUT TRUE:

SOFT LINES BUT TRUE:

Hard word's can't touch any soft heartBut soft word's can touch any hard heart. So speak in a soft way wit a cute smile..

Height of English misuse:

Diagram in book was not clear. So,madam draws diagram on blackboard & announces. "Don't look at Book Figure,Look at my Figure".

An impressing thought:

An impressing thought:
If the looser keeps his smile, then the winner may lose the thrill of victory...Jus think over there lines

:"WIFE WANTED"

One man wanted to get married.

He gave an advertisement in a news paper:"WIFE WANTED"Next day, he received so manyLetters :
PLZ TAKE MYWIFE..

There is only one difference between
DREAM and AIM..,"
Dream requires sleep to see...
" Whereas "
Aim requires sleepless effort to see

Its very easy to recollect

the past precious moments with our lovable one's..

But its not easy to forget the lovable one who made the moment precious.

Talents
Will Take You to High Position...!
But Good Character Only
Helps You to Maintain High Position...!

Never feel lonely..
Because for every milli seconds....
somewhere..
Someone thinks about u...
Now & forever i think of u.

Think twice, act wise.

Fact of life..

Whom u don't want today,

u wil need them tomorrow..

Whom u reject today,

wil never again accept u tomorrow..

Think twice, act wise...

"LOVE" is'INJURIOUS' to"HEALTH"!..

L - O - V - E
L- Lake of "BEER"
O- Ocean of "WINE"
V- Valley of "RUM"
E- End of "STOCK"!(BAR Closed)
So"LOVE" is'INJURIOUS' to"HEALTH"!..

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know that
I LOVE YOU my Princess
with all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

O my dear Valentine

Whats life ?

Life is love.

Whats love ?

Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?

Come here and I show you.

Most successfulHappy married life isDefined as.....




“Yet to be seen”

Dress code for Feb-14:

Green-Leave me Alone

Orange-Going 2 Propose

Pink-Accepted Proposal

Black-Rejected Proposal

White-Already Booked

Why love marriage is better than arranged marriage..?
bcoz'
A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN DEVIL'
ayyo naan sollala,
'SHAKESPEARE' dhaan sonnar..

Mourn of a professr:I don mind when students look at deir watchs during lecturs.Bt I gt angry,when dey remove deir watch & shake it 2c if its workng or not.

Spell ur name & look aftr de Meanin of each Letter in ur

NAME

A: gifted

B: loved by all

C: innocent

D: talented

E: good but hurts

F: feel for others

G: logical thinking

H: calm

I: respected

J: enjoy life

K: cheat easily

L: arrogant

M: great person

N: proud

O: sportive

P: smiling

Q: cool

R: unpredictable

S: intelligent

T: genuine

U: practical

V: angry

W: take it easy

X: caring

Y: smiling

Z:jovial.

Ur complete personality is found.

Whenever i sit alone i just look at my hands & see the criss cross lines & wonder which special line made me so lucky to get a friend like u.

The most preferable punishment :- "Being silent isa very powerful Tool for making others feel fortheir mistakes.It speaks many languages''

To love without condition,

To talk without intention,

To give without reason,

to care without expectation,

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is the heart of true relation

What L O V E stands for?
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry,they won't hear you anymore

Thiruvalluvar Natpu ennum adhikarathil solla marandha kural.
"sarakku adikka side-dish illadha podhu,Murukku vanga 3 roobai kodukkumam NATPU".

It takes 3 seconds to say I Love You, Three hours to explain it, And a whole life time to prove it.

Boy Proposed Girl, She Rejected..He Was Not Sad..!!Friend Asked: Dont U Have Feelings??Boy: Why Should I Feel..??I Lost 1 Who Never Loved Me..She Lost 1 Who Loved Her The Most..

Choose 1 number & u will come to know what your lover wants from u.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13.
its really numerology...
Its true.
Reply me..
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1-ur heart.
2-ur face.
3.lips.
4.romance.
5.care.
6.true love.
7.happiness.
8.kiss.
9.affection.
10.nothing.
11.kids.
12.sex.
13.respect.

"To be Born with a personality is a gift from our parents,But to LIVE as a Personality would be our own achievement & our gift to Parents."

THE BEST QUOTE:- "EVERYONE HAS A 'BEST FRND' DURING EACH STAGE OF LYF- ONLY LUCKY ONES HVE THE SAME FRND IN ALL STAGES OF LYF":) Gud mornin

Be like a baby..
Because the baby
does not know
about past as well
as it doesn't care
about future also.
But it enjoys
every seconds..

EXam Patrn by yrs:

EXam Patrn by yrs:

1)In 1995: Ans ALL Ques.

2)In 2000: Write ANY 5 Ques.

3)2008: write either a or b.

4)2015: Read ONLY Ques!

5)2020:Thnx 4 Coming to Exam.

Life is not a rehearsal...Each new day is a new show...No repeats, no rewinds...So, give your best shot!!

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

joke

Tom: How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?

David:You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

Joke

Waiter: “Would you like your coffee black?”Customer: “What other colors do you have?”

MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andrew says I’m ugly. What do u think,

Peter?PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Joke:

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like dis forever. BOY: Don’t u ever want to improve?

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number?

Height of tragedy! When u feel missing someone though d person whom u feel 2 miss s with u! Just stay cool n enjoy ur sleep with ur dreamz!