Tourist guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra FAlls.
These are the world's largest waterfalls &
d sound intensity of d waterfalls is so high dat d
sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't be heard.

Now may I request d ladies to keep quiet so we can hear d Niagra Falls!

New Vodafone-JOKES alert advertisement -
Zoozoo 1 - running inside a room (laughing n running out)
Zoozoo 2 & Zoozoo 1 both running inside the room - (laughing and running out) . .
Whole zoozoo family goes inside the room - (everyone laughing heartily)

Camera slowly moves inside the room -

Vijay is trying to learn Acting for his new movie..

" L I V E T O G E T H E R "

Wat did u read?

Live together
Or
Live to get her.

Just a beautiful way to say life is d way how u look at it..

Interaction in different ages:

LKG:
Girl: pencil tharuviya?
boy: missukita soliduvaen!

4th:
girl: pencil tharuviya?
boy: indha..

12th:
girl: pen koduka mudiyuma
boy: oh my god.. Black vaenuma,blue vaenuma,red vaenuma,green vaenuma?

COLLEGE:
BOY: un pen sariya ezhudhalanu ninaikiraen.. Indha ennoda pen use panniko..!

OFFICE
BOY: pudhusa pen vangunen.. Ezhidhi pathutu kudu!

EPDI IRUNDHAVANA EPPADI AKITANGAYA!..

¤¤BRAIN TWISTER¤¤
what can fill a room but does not occupy no space?
reply must










Answer: Air

¤¤BRAIN TWISTER¤¤
This thing runs but cannot walk,
sometimes sings but never talks has no arms
but has hands and dont have head but have face ?
reply must








Answer: Wall Clock

¤¤BRAIN TWISTER¤¤
what asks no question but demands an answer?










Answer: Telephone

Thomas Alva Edison had 10000 failures before inventing a electric bulb..

Edison called them not as failures but as his 10000 steps to invent the bulb..

Failures are our steps to succeed.. Hope we do that..

Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.

"..*¤Happy Fathers Day¤*.."

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such
A Dumb Duffer Child,, What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father :P ;->

You May Be Out

Of Sight

But You"Re

Always In

My Mind.

Happy Fathers"Day

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!

Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!

Happy Fathers’Day!

It is easier for a father to have children
than, for children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u Dad, Happy Father’s Day!

God gave me the greatest gift I ever had,
God gave me a best friend in the form of my dad.
Father’s Day wishes for a dad who is one in a million!

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you

If father is happy then God is happy
and
if father is angry the God also angry
so try to happy your father.

What You Have
Inherited From
Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
<-- Happy Father’s Day -->

I Cannot Think Of
Any Need In Childhood
As Strong As The Need
For A Father’s Protection.
Happy Father’s Day!

Only 1O% girls play games like tennis , carroms, cricket, etc
because
9O% girls play with boys life....

Joke of the Century: Teacher asked Student,
" If U dial 001 then what will happen...?"
Student: "Police Jeep will come in Reverse Gear..."

Life can give us a number of beautiful persons
but only a true person can give us a beautiful life..!
Know that person and keep hold of them..!

Padikathavana irunda tamanna mari oru ponnu set aagum!

Arrear vecha sameera mari oru ponnu set agum!

Ana Nalla padikuravanuku kadhal konden dhanush kathithan.
Whats u r category...?

Namba Rendu Perla
BRILLIANT Yaru?

Guess...
.


.


.


.


Nan GUESS Than
Panna Sonnen

PRESS Panna Sollalai...

Ippa Theyriutha
BRILLIANT Yarunnu?

Great students like us r always like rockets..

Its not that we always aim at the sky..

But

We never start until our tail is on fire...!

Good Morng

Cute Kavithai :
~Azhakai ethir parkkum pengalidam anbai kattathae,
~Unnidam anbu vaikkum pennidam azhakai ethir parkkathae...

Where's ur reply..
Ur opinion abt me.........

=very cute
=super
=geth
=lovely
=Head weight.
=Reserve
=Danger
=Jolly type
=Naughty
=Romantic
=Practical person

If Ur lover invites U 4 her/his marriage
wat would U like 2 gift?
4ward 2 all Ur frnds &
c heart touching ans..
But U SHOULD REPLY ME, IT'S A MUST.

A simple Questin for you..
If
2+3=10 7+2=63 6+5=66 8+4=96 then 9+7=?
Reply if you are really intelligent..!

Today's general knowledge:

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?
AJAX (Asynchronous JAva-script Xml)

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?
Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

3. Who faced the first ball in the first ever one day match?
Geoffrey Boycott

4. From what four word expression does the word goodbye derive?
God be with you

5. Expansion of Star TV as in Star TV Network?
Satellite Television Asia Region

Truth of life!
Wat is STATUS?
"Spending money which we dont have, to buy thing
s which we dont need,
to impress people whom we dont know"

Truth of life!
Wat is STATUS?
"Spending money which we dont have, to buy thing
s which we dont need,
to impress people whom we dont know"

Win as if you were used to it,
Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess why?
To avoid the side effects!

Do what you can,
for who you can,
with what you have,
and where you are.