One Of D
Intellignt
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.!
Its Name Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is..
Is!
Dont Worry
It Is Not U,
Bcoz
It Is Intelligent

I Want




2




Kill U




But I Can't,Bcoz,



I.P.C.340(B)


"According 2this Rule,

Killing Or Hunting Of Monkeys

R Strictly Prohibited.'

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?



?





I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

In Summer's Rain

U Must B Feeling 4 Going Out

Dance Around

Sing Songs

Meet Wit Friends

Jump Around

Koi Baat Nahi. . .


Every Frog Feels The Same :-)

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz...

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum'on yar,

Its just A

.

.

.

.

.

Fact.

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

when i miss u
i read your sms




when i want to see u
i close my eyes




and when i want to hear your voice
I
Simply
throw
a stone
over
Donkey

What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

When u want 2 enjoy life

Think 2day as ur life's 1st day


When you want 2 achieve something in life

Think 2day as your life's Last day



G oo d

/\/\orning

A Master Humourist Is One Who Makes People Laugh At His Own Expences . . .



Try To Become Humourist Of Your Surrounder. . .


G o_o d
Morning [=

For the best mom

who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day

D Child In A Hurry, Askd Sftly:
Oh GOD,If Im Abt 2 Leave Nw Plz Tel Me My Angel's Name

GOD Rplied:
Ur Angel's Name Is Of No Importnce
U'll Smply Call Hr MOTHER

Mothers hold their

children's hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.

A man loves

his sweetheart the most,

his wife the best,

but his mother the longest.

Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother's lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

A mum is a rose whose petals are soft,
A mum is a lily whose stem is tall & strong,
A mum is a person who is never wrong,
and A mum is a person u should love forever....
so trust her, believe her & never doubt her.

Relationship requires little efforts………..
Even when friends are busy with their
own lives, a simple sms reminds each
other that…….

“U r not forgotten”

Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style.
Tail follows!!
Live life with your own rules….

One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”

Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,

So start ur day with a SMILE

Have a nice day!
Good Morning...!

An excellent saying
“The Dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep.”