Lips

Nice Thought:
Smile, it's the second
best thing you can do with your lips...

Santa & Banta

Santa: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for three hours.
Due to electric failure.

Banta: I was worse off.
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for five hours.

Why are American names like
Jackson,
Wilson,
Markson,
Robinson,
Kenson,
Anderson,
Davison,
Jemson?
So that mom can remember who is whose son.

Sometimes you have to run away.
Not just to create distances.
But to see who cares enough
to run behind you!

TOM and JERRY

Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
but
they even can’t live without each other!

Group project

Mom: Why are you pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life”
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I don’t know, it was a group project

A couple had a fight one night

A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none”

Define, Biology and sociology?

Define, Biology and sociology?
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If new born baby looks like his father it is biology,
if he looks like his neighbor than it is called sociology

Answer This:

Answer This:
U Drive a Car.
The No of the Car
Tn 59 AB 8463.
It Goes in 30km/hr speed in 3rd Gear.
When a Curve comes the Driver
Change d gear 3 to 1 & now speed 10Km/hr.
But Unlucky, Car Met accident with other Opposite
Vehicle. But the Driver escaped Safely.

NOW TELL WHAT IS THE AGE OF THE DRIVER?

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Answer: Ur Age.. (Read the SMS once More)

interesting confusions:

Interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?

Songs of the Book

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song…
Guess which song…??
Guess!!
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Oo zara zara touch me touch me touch me…!!

What is FEAR ? ?

What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.

The Law Says

The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?
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This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”

“EXAM”

Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..

Vaaranam Aayiram dialogue by a student.

Vaaranam Aayiram
dialogue by a student..
Hi sir, am Krishan
Naa Idha Soliye Aaganum..
Qsn’Paper Avvlo Kashtam.!
Inga Yevanum Ivvlo Kashtamaa Oru.. Paper Paathurukka maataanga.
I Think Indha Vaatiyum Exam Oothikkichi..
Song : Mundhinam Padicheaney..
Padichadhum Marandheney..
Saladai Kannaaga Ullamum Punn Aanadhey.
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How to catch a squirrel?

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

God Made

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Never ever reject any girl

Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

WHERE DID “LOVE” BORN ?

WHERE DID “LOVE” BORN ?
Guess,
think…



Simple in CHINA !
because it has no warranty & No guarantee.